Today's Bloop Prophets

Featured Prophets:

Bloop Prophet of the Day: Bartholomew McBubbleplop

• Bloop Prophet of the Day
• Prophets of the Week
• Prophet of the Month: Bloopocalypse

Today's Top Bloop Prophets:

• Bloop Prophet of the Ages: Bob the Bloopinator
• Prophets of the Universe: Zorvath, Lord of the Bloops

Stay tuned for more Bloop Prophets, and remember: the Bloop is always near!